Overview
With the rampant spread of FOMA throughout the hash a FOMAictionary was needed.
Terms
| Term | Pronunciation | Definition | Used in a sentence |
| FOMAgitate | FO-MAg-i-tate | one who drunk dials a friend that wasn't able to participate in an in-progress event and causes them complete fomanguish | I can't make Nittany this year. Work gets in the way of everything. Please don't fomagitate me. |
| FOMAictionary | FO-MA-ic-tion-ary | Repository for the terms related to FOMA | |
| FOMAnate | FO-MA-nate | the act of satisfying one's FOMA, by participating in something shortly after committing not to do so | |
| FOMAnator | FO-MA-na-tor | one who fomanates, named after our own Circle Jerki-FOMA-nator (e.g. "I am definitely not doing keg war..., but when I get there...") | |
| FOMAntiphobic | FO-MAn-ti-pho-bic | fear of not having FOMA; typically this fear occurs after getting married and/or having kids when one needs to become a productive member of society again | |
| FOMAnguish | FO-MAn-guish | the distress, suffering and pain associated with one trying to decide which fun event to attend when they run simultaneously and/or not being able to participate in an event | |
| FOMAphobic | FO-MA-pho-bic | fear of catching FOMA | |
| FOMAsculate | FO-MAs-cu-late | Cant remember exactly what this one was | |
| FOMAtriculate | FO-MA-tric-u-late | graduating from thinking you have FOMA to knowing you have FOMA. | |
| FOMAmonition | FO-MA-mon-i-tion | subconscious vision of your friends having fun without you. | |
| FOMAsturbator | FO-Mas0tur-bat-or | 1. one who eases their FOMA by having fun by him or herself. | |
| FOMAsturbate | FO-MAs-tur-bate | the act of having fun by yourself | |
| FOMAbator | FO-MA-bat-or | think tank of people who find ways to turn mundane experiences into fun | |
| FOMAologist | FO-MA-ol-o-gist | one who researches the effects of FOMA | |
| FOMAmeter | FO-MA-me-ter | gauge used to measure how badly your FOMA is getting to you | Right now it's not so bad, but a couple of weeks before Flash Mob, my FOMAmeter will be red-lined! |
