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Location
Typical day in the OC
OCHHH Hare in action
The Orange County Hash House Harriers are located in, well, Orange County. This is largely due to the fact that none of the individual cities within Orange County are nearly interesting enough to support their own hash. Seal Beach, CA technically was given to the Long Beach Hash House Harriers because it is, quite frankly, a piece of shit that no self respecting OC Hasher would wipe his dogs ass with.
GPS Coordinates: If you are trying to use a GPS device to find the hash then you should really learn how to use the fucking google.
Find Out More
- Website: Orange County has a really poorly maintained website,
- On Hashspace: If you have something to say, say it Here!
- Hareline: If you have to ask... etc.
- Twitter: Really? No, Really?
Normal Hash Schedule
| Three Saturdays a Month at 10ish* (after 10, before nightfall) |
| *Orange County Hash Time |
The World Famous Orange County Hash Cheer (lite version)
| CSMF EABOS DBPHBYMT WATOCH ATOS OCOC RRF! |
Current Mismanagement
Our GM's
| OCHHH has two GM's, both of whom are gay homosexuals. Unlike many Kennels the OCHHH has no elections. The logic being that we are better off with shitheads too stupid to avoid getting stuck with the job than we would be with anyone this group of low lifes would actually vote for. In addition to two GM's we also have a late model FORD named Betty which looks good but doesn't run for shit! |
History
Our Founder Steve Rozelle
The first Orange County hash took place on a garbage barge in the middle of Newport Harbor. The year was 1932 and Franklin Delano Roosevelt was desperate to create a diversion. He had taken to indulging his mad fetish for stockings and faberge eggs at his Newport Beach Love Nest and unless he could preoccupy the uptight pricks of Orange County he was done for.
To the far east he dispatched his best "men" to wrangle the most degenerate mother fuckers he could, load them onto a barge and ship them into the shriveled black heart of Orange County. The panties could be heard tightening as the USS Blowchunks (as the skiff had been christened) passed by Catalina Island. The mob was not pleased when they heard the telltale sound of down downs in their precious harbor and made an effort to destroy the interlopers with artillery which they had been saving for world war two.
No dice. With the barge gone these protohashers drug themselves from the bay soaking and fully erect. Since then the minor perverts of the OC (voyeurs, casual onanists, tax cheats) have had a free pass as the furious white people of the OC have poured their efforts into the eradication of the mighty OCHHH.
The OCHHH have had over 9000 runs but don't tell them. Not a single one can count to 21 without taking off his shoes and dropping trow. If you ask an OC Hasher how many runs they've had you will be regaled with the story about that trip to Mexico where they invented the shit and slide. Do not ask!
Betty Ford Rehab
Each year in March the OCHHH emerges from the long cold week of winter we must endure and retreat from their moderate coastal climate to the slightly warmer enclave of Palm Springs. This is, of course, a thinly veiled excuse to prance about with the dried up desert rats and full time homosexuals who lurk on the far side of that reversion to the dark ages known as "Riverside".
Should you wish to attend Betty Ford, good luck.
