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Koustin Hash House Harriers

Location

Located anywhere in the United States

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Website: Koustin H3 Hashspace page

Normal Hash Schedule

The Koustin H3 hashes at any major hash event.

The only five rules of the Koustin Hash House Harriers:

There must be at least one named Colorado Kimchi hasher present.
There must be at least one named Houston hasher present.
The trail must be layed with silly-string around one vehicle.
At least one participant must egg their own vehicle.
At least one participant must urinate on their own vehicle.

History

The Koustin hash started on Sunday, April 5, 2009, directly after the end of Texas Interhash 2009. Several hashers, mostly Houston and Kimchi, remained on site and decided that they were not done having fun for the weekend. What followed was a hashing spectacle that will go down, and live on, in history. After running around a van laying a trail of silly string, the pack opened up McPisser’s cooler of beer and began drinking feverishly. These events followed:

Accusations were made.
A plastic rocking horse was found in a field nearby.
A hasher was named: Horsefli Drivebi.
The pack egged Not So Silent Bob’s truck.
Not So Silent Bob egged his own truck.
The pack urinated on Not So Silent Bob’s truck.
Not So Silent Bob urinated on his own truck.
Horsefli Drivebi rode the rocking horse down a steep hill and crashed into a tree.
Members of the pack propped up Piggus Dickus on the rocking horse and ran him by Not So Silent Bob’s truck for the world’s first ever rocking horse drive by egging.
Nuthin’ But Net threw cow feces at Piggus Dickus.